I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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