But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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