just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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