i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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