I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
there is glitter all over my balls
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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