...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The adults are the big ones right?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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