hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize