But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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