Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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