Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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