Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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