It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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