You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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