kristin has been a bad kristin
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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