help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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