im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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