Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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