Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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