After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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