I want to have your abortion
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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