we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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