? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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