Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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