even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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