no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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