Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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