Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The Olympian is in my bed
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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