Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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