well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He better not be in your backpack
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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