doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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