She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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