You're completely useless in the revolution.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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