discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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