my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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