she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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