I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
operation have a gay friend backfired
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
her facebook's as public as her vagina
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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