apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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