Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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