Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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