I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
