Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
