ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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