Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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