jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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