Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm like, not good at living.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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