so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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