i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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