your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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