She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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