So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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