i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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