Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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