I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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