just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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