Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
