Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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